Thats Just Awful
Tabi: "I'm sorry, old habits die hard!"
Me: "But old people die easy."
Well Guys
I’m back. I graduated high school Thursday, and I’ve spent the rest of the weekend with my family. but now they’ve kept and I have a new MacBook. So that means, you guessed it, reviews are back guys. I’m back. In 2 1/2 hours the first goes up. Thanks for hanging around guys. Stay metal children.
Where My Girlfriend Lives
David: "Dude I'm from Oklahoma. All of Florida is Miami."
Me: "Or Disneyworld."
David: "Yes. Or Disneyworld."
A Congratulations To A Friend
Me: "Hey Paris. You made it. You graduated."
Paris: "Tha-"
Me: "Just kidding. It's empty. Like dreams."
Paris: "....."
Me: "And prayers."
I…I uh…I just found out my kitty is dying…she has…she has feline HIV…I knew she was bad lately but…not like this…
Ok we’re all here to have fun but lets lay down some rules. First, keep violence in the mosh low. We don’t need blood on this nice floor. Second, if you punch someone, break a glass over their head, or grab their balls, leave a goddamn number. Now ZOLTAN OPEN THE SKY!
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| — | Ivan ‘Ghost’ Moody at the Diamond Ballroom for Share The Welt 2011 |
